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Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35255) - you deserved it (4646)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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