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odod777's favorite FMLs
by idiot bro / 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML
by x.x / 07/06/2014 at 1:09am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids
Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
by neryc / 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
by Oops / 07/04/2014 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2014 at 12:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by DF / 06/26/2014 at 10:58am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
by Respect101 / 06/25/2014 at 8:20pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by gracezering / 06/17/2014 at 7:45am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by PsychoBillyGoat / 05/25/2014 at 8:47pm / United States (Alaska) / Animals
by kalamar5 / 05/25/2014 at 4:54pm / Norway (Ostfold) / Work
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
by 5p4571k / 05/25/2014 at 1:35pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML
by great 1st impression / 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML
by NaCl / 05/24/2014 at 5:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
by groundedasfuck / 05/24/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…