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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
odod777's favorite FMLs
Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML
by cjbutterfly96 / 12/17/2015 at 10:54am / United States / Love
Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML
by who wants spaghetti / 12/16/2015 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML
by Starfucks / 12/16/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, my sister finally came home from the hospital with my new baby nephew. When I got a chance to hold him, my mother mentioned that he looked a lot like me when I was a baby. My sister started crying. FML
by hi_im_ughlee / 12/15/2015 at 7:32pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
by pregnantapparently / 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by lemonlime66 / 11/19/2015 at 7:25pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
by mmoments / 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
by LuxTheSarcastic / 11/06/2015 at 6:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by honk honk, fuckwad / 11/06/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2015 at 3:47pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Miscellaneous
by EnderHorse / 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a man trying to get a screaming little girl into a van. I called 911 and ran over yelling at him. His wife then got out of the van and explained the girl was their daughter and they were just trying to make her go to school. FML
by cutsiecurliee / 11/05/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML
by not anymore / 10/30/2015 at 7:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Muina / 10/23/2015 at 7:08am / Morocco (Meknes-Tafilalet) / Money
by idontmakethedresscode / 10/23/2015 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Work