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odod777's favorite FMLs
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
by holler / 09/15/2011 at 12:22am / Japan (Tokyo) / Intimacy
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 12:38am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by abby181 / 09/03/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by rochellamaya / 09/02/2011 at 8:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by shampoogirl / 08/26/2011 at 2:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 / 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/15/2011 at 5:38pm / United States / Health
by rr / 08/15/2011 at 11:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Username / 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Intimacy
by anon / 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
by badbride / 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Baconcook3000 / 07/23/2011 at 7:00am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Love
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
by StudMuffinette / 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm / United States (Texas) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…