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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I like your style
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odod777's favorite FMLs
by This guy / 02/20/2016 at 9:53pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML
by Whatthehell / 02/20/2016 at 8:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
by twinzies / 02/19/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML
by elow72 / 02/19/2016 at 4:47pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2016 at 7:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by cuntingbitchofawhore / 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2016 at 7:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML
by GeeLoftus / 01/31/2016 at 2:32pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2016 at 4:54pm / Miscellaneous
by gingerlover01 / 01/30/2016 at 10:57am / United States / Health
Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML
by Jennifer / 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
by lambeaster / 01/20/2016 at 9:27am / United States (District of Columbia) / Kids
by Sittinginthecorner / 01/20/2016 at 12:42am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend… Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger… Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring…
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I was in a taxi in Mexico. The driver got fed up with the traffic and decided to cross the… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…