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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4824
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About odod777 : Hey!!! Whats up guys??? I'm a funny guy who loves to meet other people and read FML!!! Message me if you want to know more... I will happily reply.

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odod777's favorite FMLs

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34486) - you deserved it (26891)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

#16268137
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14262) - you deserved it (40885)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63564) - you deserved it (9888)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (63542)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116574) - you deserved it (16506)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML

#16116950
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27891) - you deserved it (19107)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Phantommajik - United States (Arizona)

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

#15991792
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33970) - you deserved it (9973)

On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37350) - you deserved it (8912)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (4433)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51197) - you deserved it (9279)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

#15907460
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18912) - you deserved it (54320)

On 04/24/2011 at 10:06am - health - by nohair (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (9861)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31834) - you deserved it (4978)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML

#15804053
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34202) - you deserved it (5199)

On 04/16/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Xanadu (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11001) - you deserved it (77217)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)



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