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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5724
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About odod777 : Hey!!! Whats up guys??? I'm a funny guy who loves to meet other people and read FML!!! Message me if you want to know more... I will happily reply.

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odod777's favorite FMLs

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52805) - you deserved it (12513)

On 03/21/2013 at 5:42am - kids - by seamonkeys - United States

Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47350) - you deserved it (6495)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51711) - you deserved it (23041)

On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (17065)

On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50942) - you deserved it (10046)

On 03/14/2013 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53646) - you deserved it (25979)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15321) - you deserved it (47410)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40166) - you deserved it (2413)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (6733)

On 03/06/2013 at 9:39pm - work - by shittysongs - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38814) - you deserved it (6322)

On 02/27/2013 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (8458)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46593) - you deserved it (9938)

On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/30/2013 at 2:03am - kids - by idislikeblanks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping first thing in the morning to avoid the crowd. Having recently had surgery on my knee, I used an electric scooter to shop. The scooter died in the middle of the store. No one was around to help me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32208) - you deserved it (4471)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:23am - health - by crippled shopper - United States (Illinois)

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