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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
odod777's favorite FMLs
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
by mile high clubber / 07/14/2013 at 6:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Blizzards / 07/14/2013 at 1:29am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by WOW / 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
by Anna / 07/13/2013 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/11/2013 at 1:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm / Transportation
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
by mike / 07/10/2013 at 3:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by young grandpa / 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/16/2013 at 2:37am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
by Crazy Mom / 06/10/2013 at 1:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
by not the cook / 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
by purged / 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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