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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
odod777's favorite FMLs
by noiguessitsbroken :( / 08/07/2013 at 8:24am / Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/04/2013 at 1:29am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Delaware) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/02/2013 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 12:33pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Love
by kayak probs / 07/30/2013 at 10:13am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
by Fitz / 07/29/2013 at 2:30am / United States / Work
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 10:31am / Sweden (Dalarnas Lan) / Work
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML
by Anonymous / 07/26/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by GiantsFan13 / 07/23/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2013 at 12:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
by mile high clubber / 07/14/2013 at 6:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Blizzards / 07/14/2013 at 1:29am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by WOW / 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm / Kenya / Miscellaneous
- Today, I painted and repaired two bookcases for my Grandma. As I was putting it all back together… Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided…