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odod777's favorite FMLs
by WHY / 03/31/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, the head chef at work yelled at me for not knowing the difference between two sauces. I couldn't win the argument, even after a coworker admitted to filling both bottles with the same sauce. FML
by notabadserver / 03/31/2016 at 1:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about the primary elections. I asked him who he'd voted for, out of curiosity. He said he'd voted for the candidate he was initially against. I asked him what made him change his mind. "My mom paid me 20 bucks." FML
by Enonynous / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
by TipsyTj / 03/29/2016 at 9:05am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
Today, I tried to train my cat to scratch the scratching post by giving her a treat every time she used it, but she took that as getting a treat every time she scratched something. Now, not only does she scratch all my furniture, but she also meows for a treat while doing it. FML
by angrypetowner / 03/28/2016 at 11:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 5:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by joanikens / 03/26/2016 at 3:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, and the 4 months preceding it, my neighbors had been remodeling their house, which meant jackhammer noises every morning. The one day they take a break, my other neighbor decides to start a remodeling project. It'll only be two more months of this. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2016 at 2:37pm / Puerto Rico / Miscellaneous
Today, my 17 year old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished she offered me one and it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
by anonymous / 03/06/2016 at 12:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 10:05am / Miscellaneous
Today, the girl who likes me incredibly much asked me if she could come for a ride with me on my motorcycle. Normally this isn't a problem as I take lots of people out for rides for fun, but this time I had no choice but to tell her she couldn't because she's just too heavy for it. FML
by BikerGuy / 02/24/2016 at 1:31am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend and I took our dog on a generous walk. When we got back he said he had lost his… Today, my car got stolen after parking it on a different street. After I filed a report and walked… Today, a customer ran over my foot with his car because his car didn't pass the emissions test. My…