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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1996 (18 years)
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today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22997) - you deserved it (5966)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (2700)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21444) - you deserved it (8517)

On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today... I Took My Girlfriend To Meet My Parents. My Dad Thought It'd Be Hilarious To Act Surprised An Ask Me If I'd Already Dumped The Girlfriend I Introduced Him To Yesterday. She Slapped Me An Stormed Out Of The House Before My Dad Could Tell Her It Was A Joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (2140)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today it was first day working as a parmacist. I quickly discovered tat customers not only tink tat it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice but tey also ave no qualms about sowing me tere various lumps bumps an vaginal leakages. big fat FML

#21377662
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89) - you deserved it (3098)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:19am - work - by MyPoorEyes (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132) - you deserved it (9712)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33145) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my son to the playground an watchd him have fun!! Minutes later, I was being shovd around an calld a pedophile cuz I was there alone with no wife!! By the time I convincd them I was innocent, my son was bawling!! FML

#21374998
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37614) - you deserved it (1810)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML

#21371408
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24) - you deserved it (2393)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Woke Up Tis Morning In A Panic . Last Nigt, I Eard Scratcing At Ma Door, But I Tougt It Was Just Ma Cat An Went Back To Sleep . Tis Morning, It It Me Tat Ma Cat Is 600 Miles Away Living Wit Ma Mom In Iowa . I'm Terrified To Even Sleep Now . FML

#21370427
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14) - you deserved it (2543)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32552) - you deserved it (3036)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today I Got Pulled Over During My Driving Test.

#21367600
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (6688)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (8)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I slipped on some ice an wrecked ma back. Wen ma usband an I went to go to bed, e begged me to take one of te pain pills left over from is recent surgery. Not so I could feel better an get some rest, but so e could ave sex. big fat FML

#21365511
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30049) - you deserved it (3071)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by k8thagr8 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (40)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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