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obeymari
  • Town/Country : califorina, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 102
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About obeymari : Basketball player!!!

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

Today, my wife and I were having a fight, when she grabbed my car keys and threw them over into the neighbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restored '59 Belvedere and the keys can't be replaced. I've been looking for hours and I still can't find them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52755) - you deserved it (7490)

On 07/16/2013 at 12:06pm - love - by ronnieG (man) - United States (Georgia)



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