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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML


I agree, your life sucks (52365) - you deserved it (16902)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML


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On 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm - work - by ouch (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52027) - you deserved it (4964)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

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