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obeykaitlyn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 132
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - 13 hours ago<b>Toonice45</b> - 22 hours ago<b>hater4lizife</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 6:29pm<b>Schala360</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 6:15pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 8:19am<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:30pm<b>irilox</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 4:15am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 11:18pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:49am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:19pm<b>Pinto_2015</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 11:55pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:40pm<b>abattior</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 10:19am<b>Chinhull</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 6:57pm<b>MrKilgore</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 11:35pm<b>Cayers97</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 4:19pm<b>Raltizal</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:13pm<b>JackAtPage</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 9:30pm

Fucked!<b>Schala360</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 12:15am<b>ezrajab</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 6:34am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 3:40am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:29pm<b>Raltizal</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 4:13am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:34pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 1:49am<b>daliagrande</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:45am<b>Cayers97</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:12am<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:11pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:43am<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 6:04am<b>therealjc</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 4:36am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:50pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:39pm

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obeykaitlyn's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55573) - you deserved it (18301)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

#7676063
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (4887)

On 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm - work - by ouch (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

#5937926
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53197) - you deserved it (5063)

On 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21922) - you deserved it (72181)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States



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