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obaidfarooq
  • Town/Country : Faisalabad, Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 1081
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43035) - you deserved it (4651)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

#15959633
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34259) - you deserved it (11701)

On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

#15958012
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17140) - you deserved it (24241)

On 04/28/2011 at 12:04am - work - by tryandtryagain (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30579) - you deserved it (5942)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35352) - you deserved it (4666)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11292) - you deserved it (45557)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

#15948850
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25605) - you deserved it (2593)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39998) - you deserved it (4841)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25589) - you deserved it (3590)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13941) - you deserved it (33756)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML

#15933616
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (3244)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:00pm - health - by BigToe (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (14967)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (7455)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

#15833979
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35541) - you deserved it (7633)

On 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm - love - by alissa_roar - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29030) - you deserved it (3243)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)



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