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oNisao
  • Town/Country : mission Viejo, u.s
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About oNisao : I love gaming. I love music. I love comp gaming more!

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Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65330) - you deserved it (12157)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, I boarded my first airplane flight. The girl on my right is sick, and the guy on my left says he gets extremely nauseous on flights. My earphones can't block out the panting and retching on either side of me. FML

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15591) - you deserved it (39859)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63985) - you deserved it (2936)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)



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