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Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43216) - you deserved it (2061)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told my fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28344) - you deserved it (4521)

On 06/29/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by fuckjuggalos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25821) - you deserved it (2233)

On 04/02/2012 at 4:38am - work - by minimum wage (man) - Canada

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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