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ns1985

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1985 (31 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1133
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>nettles12</b> - the 11/11/2016 at 2:05pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:30pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 1:46pm<b>tuxedoandex</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 6:06pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:04am<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 6:40pm<b>WoodenBoy</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 12:00pm<b>hihello18</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 8:40pm<b>soccerbeast24680</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:58pm<b>ChimeraThorne</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 7:08am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:53am<b>hellalegit</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 3:12pm<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 4:58pm<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 4:59pm<b>Suchadiva</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 1:21pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 2:23pm<b>SeriousJoker72</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:00pm<b>ostfaiz</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 8:04am

Fucked!<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Ajf92002</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 12:40am

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ns1985's favorite FMLs

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

by Gurior / 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm / Canada / Intimacy

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

by orely44 / 03/08/2013 at 9:13am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Animals

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 12:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

by nean83 / 01/12/2013 at 12:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy