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novapine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 August 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About novapine : 28, Mom of 11 fur babies. Jewelry maker, social media junkie. My favorite food is turkey anything. Cold weather makes me hibernate.

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Visits<b>PieGuu</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 4:26pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 12:17am<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 4:22pm<b>DarkAngelSlater</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:04am<b>Yelanah</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 6:45pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:53pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:01am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 11:29pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 7:12am<b>Badkarma4u</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:33am<b>tweetyzyaw</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 5:51am<b>LoganP</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:31pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 9:10am<b>BunnyStar</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 6:26pm<b>shortswimmer17</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 1:41pm<b>cokeman666</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 10:42pm<b>niksatter96</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 2:23pm<b>ruahogfan2</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 2:16pm

Fucked!<b>robertd73</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 7:01am

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