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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panickd, pulld out, and ran into the bathroom. FML


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Taday I almost got a blowjob 4 the first time !! Except I cummd before I even got in her mouth !! mega FML


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