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by thacupcakeassassin / 09/13/2016 at 1:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, on my second morning at college, I tried to make coffee using my Keurig. I realized after I got back from my shower that I hadn't put a cup under the machine. All 3 drawers of my dresser are now filled with coffee. FML
by cullenthegreat / 08/25/2016 at 12:26pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/03/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
by suspended / 07/31/2016 at 11:39am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
by ThanksMom / 07/08/2016 at 3:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my dad about my new diet. He somehow figured I was only doing it to look more attractive to guys, because he told me my weight is fine and that it's just my personality that needs work. Thanks a lot, Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML
by Babyhazy / 06/05/2016 at 5:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by hakuna_matata / 12/30/2015 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
by smyp / 12/24/2015 at 12:34pm / Lithuania / Love
by AustrianCow / 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
by BadLuck / 12/21/2015 at 6:45am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Kids
Today, I've become so accustomed to finding my sister drunk or otherwise passed out in the same spot in the living room that every time I go in there, I instinctively lift my feet higher as though to step over her, even when she's not there. FML
by anonymous / 12/09/2015 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. … Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to… Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was…