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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 185
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About notyou248 : New here ;-)
Love Bike and Ski, Technics, cars (especially oldtimers) all kind of music

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Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47076) - you deserved it (5330)

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