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notverysuperdean

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notverysuperdean

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 210
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About notverysuperdean : Im a 17 year old Jewish canadian. Yes I am Jewish. No I wont chase after pennies. Yes I am Canadian. No I don't live in an igloo. Eh is not my most used phrase. I am not religiously devout to Tim Hortons. I'm just here for the lols :D

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Today, while ringing up a girl, I asked for an ID to verify her credit card. She said she forgot it but pulls out her Facebook on her phone to show me it really is hers. FML

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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