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notverysuperdean
  • Town/Country : maple, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 September 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About notverysuperdean : Im a 17 year old Jewish canadian. Yes I am Jewish. No I wont chase after pennies. Yes I am Canadian. No I don't live in an igloo. Eh is not my most used phrase. I am not religiously devout to Tim Hortons. I'm just here for the lols :D

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Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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