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by breathexali / 07/24/2010 at 6:50am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my mother gave my daughter a behavior chart. I noticed that "drinking beer" was at the top of one of the columns. It's a chart for my daughter to use on me so my mother can judge my parenting skills. I am currently losing a sticker right now for being on the computer. FML
by argh / 02/01/2010 at 8:17am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by mcdman / 01/19/2010 at 12:00am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by brileyyyy / 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by grosssss / 01/01/2010 at 8:03am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by Van / 12/20/2009 at 1:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Silent / 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy
by yomamma787 / 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML
by R / 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Work
Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML
by effmylife / 10/23/2009 at 6:09am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML
by Anonymous / 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, during the opening night performance of our schools musical, while I wasn't on stage I decided to use the restroom. I came out to find two of my fellow actresses putting their hands over my mouth. Apparently, I had left my microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML
by Porcelain / 10/03/2009 at 9:47am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by mushroommouth / 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/27/2009 at 8:52am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML
by Poowee / 09/18/2009 at 12:29am / United States (Alabama) / Animals