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by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
by n77 / 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Health
by jessica / 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
by sandra22 / 01/22/2011 at 3:49am / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by nicolette5785452 / 11/16/2010 at 10:34am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by yourmom / 09/21/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by breathexali / 07/24/2010 at 6:50am / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…