Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

notsofriendly

Search for a member

notsofriendly

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2685
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About notsofriendly : moo

notsofriendly's page activity

Visits<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:45pm<b>marcusterry</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:57pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:10pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:01pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:26pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:07am<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 11:28am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 12:59am<b>laamjidkek</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 3:16am<b>hunter9141</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 1:25am<b>smilebenson</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:21am<b>inode</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 2:14am<b>annamaria55555</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 5:56pm<b>JokerJ312</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 2:28pm<b>countrygirl2909</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 2:18am<b>CrazyLaughs4Me</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 11:09pm<b>ThatOneGuy719</b> - the 05/18/2014 at 4:33am

Fucked!<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:46pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:01pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 8:26pm

notsofriendly's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of notsofriendly's badges

notsofriendly's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45194) - you deserved it (5066)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32441) - you deserved it (3116)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12052) - you deserved it (31293)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56621) - you deserved it (5590)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17905) - you deserved it (48616)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

#17584361
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38073) - you deserved it (2864)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (2363)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (2363)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28550) - you deserved it (2303)

On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

#17460856
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28659) - you deserved it (5730)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a nose bleed in the ladies bathroom. An old lady comes out of a stall and says, "Oh, your nose is bleeding. Well I shit my pants. I'm sure it'll come out in the wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23872) - you deserved it (2244)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14108) - you deserved it (53896)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52790) - you deserved it (8212)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37792) - you deserved it (16383)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: