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by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
by sausagefingers / 10/22/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
by SadDad / 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by audreyav / 06/30/2012 at 4:10am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by blah56 / 06/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Fire0fisis / 05/23/2012 at 5:38am / Hong Kong / Intimacy
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
by jcdc / 05/20/2012 at 11:03am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Karmaisabitch / 05/18/2012 at 2:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2012 at 12:41am / United States / Transportation
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, my best friend asked me to be his girlfriend. Out of pure shock i replied "is this a joke?"… Today, I am taking a quick trip to Louisiana which will take 9 hours. As I got my husky out to use…