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Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

#21464255
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7487) - you deserved it (2227)

On 09/03/2015 at 7:31pm - love - by bestgirlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockton-on-Tees)

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

#21463691
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9000) - you deserved it (19183)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

#21463683
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19602) - you deserved it (1435)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

#21463365
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11081) - you deserved it (22350)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:46pm - misc - by RiceCrispyTreats - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
128 comments

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On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML

#21462394
27 comments

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On 08/30/2015 at 12:49am - misc - by Failed Artist - United States (Iowa)

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

#21459620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21875) - you deserved it (2434)

On 08/23/2015 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
163 comments

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

#21459115
50 comments

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On 08/21/2015 at 11:59pm - love - by cuckoo (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML

#21455888
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21980) - you deserved it (8715)

On 08/14/2015 at 5:35am - work - by babbling idiot - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML

#21455427
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (2083)

On 08/13/2015 at 12:13am - work - by Highroller_17 - United States

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

#21455147
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27543) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by Why Me - United States (Washington)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

#21454970
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33831) - you deserved it (3655)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML

#21454739
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22355) - you deserved it (4930)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:29am - love - by Frozen Food Fan - United States (Nevada)



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