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notnormal
  • Town/Country : Dover, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2151
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About notnormal : I'm in high school, I'm a writer, and environmentalist. I also speak two foreign languages, and used to live in Switzerland. For any more info, you're going to have to get to know me. ;)

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Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49713) - you deserved it (2391)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57467) - you deserved it (30022)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you deserved it (6993)

On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)



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