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notjustanybody20
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 762
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About notjustanybody20 : Hello! I like reading alot! :)
& i like it when you gimme a thumbs up :)
I dont like grammar nazis & i wonder why everyone is soo harsh here!
hit me up if you like! i like random convos ;)

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Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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