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by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Montana) / Love
by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by NotDying / 04/08/2015 at 8:26am / United States (California) / Health
by nick / 01/12/2015 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work
by MisUnFortunate / 12/16/2014 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
by period_probs / 12/15/2014 at 8:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
by thechaos / 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by dawg / 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
by dating a moron / 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I went to celebrate Thanksgiving with my family. I watched as my uncle and his girlfriend snuck off to the bathroom together, where they stayed until someone else tried to get in. When they came out, she was wiping her mouth. I need new eyes. FML
by Trainer Calypso / 11/27/2014 at 3:38pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm / France / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…