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Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
by Bonnie and Clyde / 05/07/2015 at 10:18pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
by FMe / 05/04/2015 at 10:49am / United Kingdom / Animals
by why? / 05/01/2015 at 9:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML
by PharmSlave / 05/01/2015 at 2:12am / United States (Washington) / Work
by Crombinator / 05/01/2015 at 1:30am / United States (Oregon) / Geek
by sianydiddle / 04/30/2015 at 6:36pm / Intimacy
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Intimacy
by PPP / 04/28/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Jennandco / 04/28/2015 at 1:23am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…