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by bruhandbutercup / 02/02/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, on a flight, I needed to use the restroom. The passenger next to me was in a deep sleep, and was very large, so I couldn't get out by climbing over him. The urge got severe, so I resorted to tapping him on the shoulder. Turns out he had some nice reflexes and hit me in the face. FML
by fractured_ / 08/05/2014 at 1:17am / Transportation
Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall. Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me. I have to spend two more years with these assholes. FML
by mrosewrosem / 02/13/2014 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
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