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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About notanimmigrant : Hi, my name is Francisco or you can call me Paco for short. I'm a college student majoring in Mathematics. I want to become a Math teacher for high school. Also, I'm part of the Army Reserve since the beginning of November 2013. My hobbies are reading books, chess, videogames, anime, manga, I like to play soccer and cooking. I'm originally from Mexico, currently living in the US. I don't smoke, but I do drink from time to time (Vodka). If you want to now me more, feel free to message me.

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