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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (19 years)
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Yesterday, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon!! FML

#7231938
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (30583)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY I TOLD MA BOYFRIEND TAT I LOVED IS FLAMING RED AIR. HE TOLD ME TAT E LOVED TE FUZZ ON MA BUTT. FML

#7231026
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25886) - you deserved it (6765)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by Snowin2007 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I texted a somewhat overwieght girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her ( Have you been dating anyone lately? ) Unfortunately with predictive text, ( dating ) came out as ( eating ). I didn't realize it till after it sent. mega FML

#6761205
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17015) - you deserved it (27617)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah crush took me to a park an told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench an were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in mah arse an he can't stop laughing. FML

#6751631
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24919) - you deserved it (4575)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:06pm - love - by Mojo (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I snaazad in ta sowar. Wan I got out , I got a taxt from ma craapy old looool naigbor saying "Blass you". FML

#6563359
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48934) - you deserved it (3519)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I want to Walmart wit ma grlfriand. Wa bougt ta usual, food, Advil an condoms. Wila I waitad in lina, sa want to grab avaryting. Wan sa cummad back, I lookad in ta cart an saw no condoms. I askad ar y sa didn't gat any. Sa rapliad "Tay ran out of smalls." Evaryona laugad.

#6553131
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46440) - you deserved it (7791)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, While Dining At A Restaurant I Hered A Women Choking . I Immediately Ran To Her, Wrapped My Arms Around Her An Started Giving Her Abdominal Thrusts . She Freed Herself An Slapped Me . Turns Out She Wasn't Choking, She Was Just Laughing .

#6546053
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14587) - you deserved it (31003)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by helper (man) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

Yastarday I Was Informad By Mah Naxt Door Naighbor That Thay Haard Ma Singing In Tha Showar Last Night . I Laughad And Sha Told Ma That Tha Family Gathars In Thair Upstars Room Closast To Mah Bathroom Window To Guass Which Song I'm Singing . Evary Night . FML

#5971275
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29864) - you deserved it (5862)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was stuck in traffic on te igway and decided it was te perfect time to pick a umongous booger out of my nose. Wile carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice tat te owner of my company was staring at me from te left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

#5735299
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7642) - you deserved it (45171)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)

Taday I had a restraining order putted on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside thier home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street 4 the past six yeres. FML

#5505995
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48710) - you deserved it (2121)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I skipped class to take the girl I lyk to the airport , and after giving her a goodbye hug I kissed her on the cheek!! She laughed and said ( Maybe we should discuss some boundaries when I get back!! ) FML

#5030993
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40429) - you deserved it (7310)

On 09/03/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by strikeout (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stood 4 half an hour in the rain waiting 4 my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". mega FML

#4949959
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (2277)

On 08/31/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by soaked (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I walked in on ma boyfriend getting it on wit te neigbour's daugter!! As soon as e saw me, e started singing 'It Wasn't Me by Saggy, completely naked, still sitting wit te girl!! FML

#4933603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56108) - you deserved it (4494)

On 08/30/2009 at 5:26pm - love - by shaggy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14635) - you deserved it (65762)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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