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not_a_robot
  • Town/Country : Inside, The House
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 263
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About not_a_robot : Okay, maybe I am a robot.
I was a bit dissapointed that I could not set my title as mayor, but just so you all know, I am mayor of crazy town.
One of my favorite things to do is buy a bag of peanuts and a bag of walnuts and have them legally married. That way, two things of the same family (the nut family, that is) are married. I am also part of that family (the nut family, that is).
Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomizer.
Antdisistablishmentarianism.
Supercalifragilisticexplialodocious.
I pride myself in trying to be fair to both sides of the situatuion, so don't be hasty to be rude to me for trying to get the whole story rather than the few sentences that makes the FML.

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Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

#20664572
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49268) - you deserved it (8664)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50356) - you deserved it (2767)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

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75 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML

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187 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by ziggers10 - United States

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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On 04/02/2013 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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