About not_a_anonomous : I'm a nerd. I am currently studying engineering in high school and pursue to become an engineer in the future. I love robots, airplanes, food, music, and games.
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Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
by I'm Not Dead Yet / 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by thanks_world / 12/26/2013 at 1:48am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by collegegrad / 10/15/2013 at 11:51am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
by vmml97 / 08/01/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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