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I Finally Told My Dad About Ow I've Been Diagnosed Wit Clinical Depression. He Began To Recite A Commercial For Depression Meds, But E Couldn't Finis Because E Was Overwelmed Wit Laugter. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by depressed - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , teacher read story about a hauntd house fir a class assignment. She likd it very much an turnd it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later , I was calld to the office where the guidance counselor calld work "disturbing" an said I "ned help". mega FML

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On 03/08/2013 at 6:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to discover that looool the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML

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On 03/08/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by WeHitTurbulence (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today looool I was taking a patient's blood pressure an listening 4 is pulse wit my stetoscope. I couldn't ear anyting so I adjustd te cuff an trid again. Still no pulse. He pointd out tat my stetoscope was te wrong way around an sneerd "You been smokin te reefer boy?" fat FML

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On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today, while working shift at Taco Bell, a creepy guy startd flrting with me. He said, ( You remind me of something, ) acting as if I knew him from elsewhere. I quickly said I usd to work at Chili's. He shook his head and said, ( No, not a person! An animal. A sloth maybe. ) FML

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:19pm - work - by SlothyMolly - United States

Today , instead of actually teaching us something , our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends.

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On 03/06/2013 at 6:51am - work - by Will this stupid fad ever end? (man) - United States

Today, I had to help mah little sister do a frst-grade project fir school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of there role model. She drew a whale, an I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed an said, "No! It's you!" FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

Today,hile working , I thought , "I wish mah kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized , I'm that cat lady you read about . FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today.. . I was being interviewed for an amazing jobhen I was askedhat animal I would describe myself as . Trying to be prompt.. . I picked the first thing that cummed to me . I responded with.. . "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walkd into what I thought would ba a surprisa brthday party. It wasn't. It was my parants staging an intarvantion ovar my cat obsassion. FML

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On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me 4 a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my mom that I haard somathing, and I think wa hava rats in tha attic and should hira an axtarminator. Sha lookad at ma and said, "Rats, huh? That's wat tha mom in Tha Exorcist thought, but it turnad out to ba tha davil living up thara." big fat FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

2day my roommata told ma that sha wants to gat soma of thosa "My Family" stickars fir har car. Sha's singla and has no childran. What doas sha want to gat? Ona fir har , and ona fir har goldfish. Sadly , this is probably ona of tha most intalligant things sha's said all waak. raal FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by dumbass for a flatmate - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I WENT TO A PAINTBALL MATCH WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, ONE OF WHOM BROUGHT HIS DAD ALONG. HIS DAD IS A WIEGHT-LIFTING, WANNABE ALPHA MALE FUCKNUT WHO THINKS THAT CHOKESLAMMING OPPONENTS IS A LEGITIMATE CLOSE-QUARTERS PAINTBALL TACTIC. MY BROKEN SHOULDER DISAGREES. FML

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On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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