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by taydean / 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
by kikinemo / 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2010 at 7:49am / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the… Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she… Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I…