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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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TODAY, I HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME, AFTER HE REPEATEDLY TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT BLEEDING, AN REASSURING ME THAT HE'D TAKE CARE OF ME. HE PASSED OUT HALFWAY THROUGH. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49503) - you deserved it (6011)

On 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by JoshuasGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped yur husband an won't release him unless u postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow an it was in his handwriting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50441) - you deserved it (4058)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, mah nieghbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, an apologizedhile blushing . Turns out his boy was the reason that mah lingerie kept disappearing from mah garden clothesline recently . His ( boy ) is over 20 years younger than me . FML



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