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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5575
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64193) - you deserved it (14452)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by FMLFMLFMLFML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian for 4 years, and his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, my boyfriend's father says "we know whose meat she does eat." My boyfriend, his mother, and I were standing right there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73075) - you deserved it (9625)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by fml (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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