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Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33396) - you deserved it (7893)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML


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On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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