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About noobsatin : I'm pretty much the greatest person ever in the history of humanity. I'm also pretty sure I'm God's little gift to this world.

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Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

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