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Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35109) - you deserved it (2585)

On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45406) - you deserved it (5900)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by MonsterInLaw (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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