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About noncom : I am 14, I am a Kentuckian. I plan to have aFord Rranger 4X4 when I can drive. I like Top Gear (Both U.K. And U.S.) I love food that has Bourbon in it. I find keyrings, gas masks, watches, and belts interesting. I usually use the FML app, but sometimes I use the computer, so feel free to message me. And I am a republican.

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I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

I noticad my napaw as blua ayas, fracklas and dimplasic don't run in my family or my sistar's usband's family, but tay do run in my usband's family.

#19581290
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (3722)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Damn (woman) - Australia

Today, I Had A Chest X-ray. I Thought Everything Was Okay, That Is Until The Tech Gaspd Slightly And Mutterd, "Mother Of God." I Askd Him Wat Was Wrong, And He Kept Insisting He Had No Idea Wat I Was Talking About. Now I'm So Upset I Can't Even Sleep. Real FML

#19564735
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30265) - you deserved it (2129)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, ma parents decided on ma punisment 4 failing an Englis test. No deodorant 4 a week. Tey tink tey're so ilarious, tey told all tere friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (3716)

On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Today I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest . The bees flew through mah neighbors' windows and for lack of a better word slaughtered them . An ambulance was called and I feel like a total dick . FML

#19554232
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8475) - you deserved it (55011)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... AFTER PUTTING AN AD ON CRAIGSLIST TO SELL A COAT... I FINALLY GOT A CALL. TE GUY ON TE PONE SEEMED INTERESTED... AND WAS ESPECIALLY CURIOU TO KNOW IF I COULD "MODEL" IT FIR IM... IN "STOCKING AND SUSPENDERS." FML

#19552915
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24036) - you deserved it (3462)

On 04/30/2012 at 11:50am - intimacy - by NotAModel (woman) - United States

Today... I Had Mah Headphones Onhile On The Bus. I Didn't Realize How Loud The Music Was Till The Woman Sitting Next To Me Punchd Me 4 Changing Her Favorite Song An Then "ignoring Her"hen She Askd Me To Put It Back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22051) - you deserved it (8284)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor fir calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me fir violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (1907)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

I PAID FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PEE SO THAT I COULD PASS MY DRUG TEST. I DIDN'T PASS THE DRUG TEST. FML

#19520767
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8303) - you deserved it (63444)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

I PAID FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PEE SO THAT I COULD PASS MY DRUG TEST. I DIDN'T PASS THE DRUG TEST. FML

#19520767
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8303) - you deserved it (63444)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

I PAID FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PEE SO THAT I COULD PASS MY DRUG TEST. I DIDN'T PASS THE DRUG TEST. FML

#19520767
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8303) - you deserved it (63444)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

I PAID FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PEE SO THAT I COULD PASS MY DRUG TEST. I DIDN'T PASS THE DRUG TEST. FML

#19520767
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8303) - you deserved it (63444)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States



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