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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 647
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nomtard : I wonder, late at night during the summer about whether I left the milk out.

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Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML


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