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by thanks babe / 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm / United Kingdom (Shropshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Ryuun12 / 10/02/2014 at 11:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by notatherapist / 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Death By Parent / 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
by half-dead in CA / 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (California) / Health
by ShutTheFuCupcake / 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 6:52pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
by notapervert / 02/28/2013 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 9:53am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
by Ashley Marshburn / 10/17/2010 at 9:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
- Today, since I wore a bikini to a pool party my boyfriend's best friend took that as "permission"… Today, I lost my wallet during a flight. I figured it was in a bag that I had given to an attendant… Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd…