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nlm92

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 593
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nlm92 : Musician: classical percussion, drum kit, composer. Studying sound engineering.

Love astronomy and sciencey stuff.

Check out my SoundCloud page under Niall Lyn-McKee, featuring classical/electronic fusion as well as some other genres that interest me.

Smoke weed erryday.... medicinally...

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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nlm92's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

by Inthedumps / 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, while ringing up a girl, I asked for an ID to verify her credit card. She said she forgot it but pulls out her Facebook on her phone to show me it really is hers. FML

by Axelerate / 06/21/2014 at 2:49am / United States (Nevada) / Work

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Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

by Felicityfrank / 05/01/2014 at 10:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

by Tinker-Bell / 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm / Intimacy