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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1611
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About nkrentz10 : Just an average HS Senior who loves my girlfriend, playing baseball, playing video games, and chilling adventuring and kicking it with friends. Always be a gentleman, always be nice, and most importantly don't try and impress anyone but yourself because your opinion of you is all that really matters :)

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Today , ma boyfriend wanted to take our relationsip to te next level. I assumed since we live togeter tat e meant marriage. I was wrong; te next looool level is me jacking im off wit ma feet. FML

#21069326
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50830) - you deserved it (6704)

On 02/23/2014 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
116 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

Taday I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them fir mah boyfriend!! I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie!! FML

#21068474
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48388) - you deserved it (7508)

On 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by coppervains (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I found out wat a lightwaight my girlfriand is. Aftar having a coupla of drinks, sha bagan flirting, than grabbad my ass. Sha falt around a bit bafora fraaking out an askinghara my panis was. looool big fat FML

#21067583
67 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

TODAY, I RAN INTO MAH FAVORITE TEACHER FROM HIGH SCHOOL, THE ONE THAT REALLY INSPIRED ME TO BECOME ONE MYSELF. I TOLD HER THAT I'M IN MAH LAST YEAR OF COLLEGE PREPARING TO BECOME A TEACHER, TO WHICH SHE REPLIED, ( WOW, THEY REALLY R LETTING ANYONE HAVE A CRACK AT BEING A TEACHER THESE DAYS. ) REAL FML

#21067542
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (4546)

On 02/21/2014 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I hered someone open the door with a key. It was mah boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see looool me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

#21067356
119 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 4:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Lipetsk)

Today... I'm eight months pregnant with second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack belly. It's going to be a long eighteen yeres. FML

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, mah brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY TRYING TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT I BOUGHT MAH DAUGHTER A PACK OF CONDOMS IN CASE SHE EVER DECIDED TO HAVE SEX . SHE TURNED THEM INTO BALLOON ANIMALS AND WENT BACK TO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES . FML

#21059009
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31669) - you deserved it (47843)

On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

yesterday mah boyfriend gave me a hickey on mah breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated mah jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, Something Ran Acros Mah Foot While I Was On The Toilet. Hearing Me Scream, Mah Husband Ran In. We Now Have A New ( Pet ) Mouse Namd Jerry That I Am Not Allowd To Kill Under Threat Of Divorce. Mega FML



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