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About nkrentz10 : Just an average HS Senior who loves my girlfriend, playing baseball, playing video games, and chilling adventuring and kicking it with friends. Always be a gentleman, always be nice, and most importantly don't try and impress anyone but yourself because your opinion of you is all that really matters :)
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Today, I found out wat a lightwaight my girlfriand is. Aftar having a coupla of drinks, sha bagan flirting, than grabbad my ass. Sha falt around a bit bafora fraaking out an askinghara my panis was. looool big fat FML
TODAY, I RAN INTO MAH FAVORITE TEACHER FROM HIGH SCHOOL, THE ONE THAT REALLY INSPIRED ME TO BECOME ONE MYSELF. I TOLD HER THAT I'M IN MAH LAST YEAR OF COLLEGE PREPARING TO BECOME A TEACHER, TO WHICH SHE REPLIED, ( WOW, THEY REALLY R LETTING ANYONE HAVE A CRACK AT BEING A TEACHER THESE DAYS. ) REAL FML
Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I hered someone open the door with a key. It was mah boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see looool me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML
Today... I'm eight months pregnant with second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack belly. It's going to be a long eighteen yeres. FML
Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML
yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."
yesterday mah boyfriend gave me a hickey on mah breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated mah jaw trying to get me off him. FML
Today, Something Ran Acros Mah Foot While I Was On The Toilet. Hearing Me Scream, Mah Husband Ran In. We Now Have A New ( Pet ) Mouse Namd Jerry That I Am Not Allowd To Kill Under Threat Of Divorce. Mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015