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Today, my housemate and I had rough passionate sex in every room of the house. Being that I'm 18 and he's 32, it was a new thing for me. I just received a call from my mother stating that they would not be paying for the baby they watched us make through their wireless cams in our house. FML
by BabsZilla / 09/04/2016 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm / Cyprus (Paphos) / Work
by boss_daughter / 05/20/2015 at 8:03am / United States / Work
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
by wtf bro / 05/20/2015 at 4:45am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML
by Darryl / 05/12/2015 at 8:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Becky / 05/11/2015 at 4:54pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Work
by CryoSpectre / 05/11/2015 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML
by anonymous / 05/05/2015 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by PPP / 04/28/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by yupthissucks / 04/13/2015 at 5:00am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by jackzz / 04/09/2015 at 3:55am / Vietnam (Dac Lac) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 6:52am / United States (California) / Love
by ouch / 04/06/2015 at 9:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML
by bingalingading / 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
- Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife… Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to… Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked…