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by Smoothskin / 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, the water went out at my house, so I resorted to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realized I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. FML
by Schizomaniac / 09/19/2013 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BarryShitpeas / 09/19/2013 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
by Anonymous / 09/18/2013 at 1:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by OldHabitsDieHard / 09/18/2013 at 10:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by I get the hint / 09/18/2013 at 2:19am / Health
Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML
by sommmerrrr / 09/15/2013 at 12:12am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML
by ugh / 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
by CodyS / 09/03/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by smurftastic / 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Work
by scammed / 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
- Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and… Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching… Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him.…