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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
by O-|---<=~ / 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
by HSampsON / 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm / Niger (Niamey) / Miscellaneous
by moneymoneymoney / 10/08/2013 at 10:34am / United States (Florida) / Money
by Agax / 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in an Austrian bar, making polite conversation in my broken German with a slightly odd middle-aged man. He said, winking, that he was near to his pension. I smiled and nodded, thinking he was talking about retirement. My friend later informed me that 'pension' is German for 'apartment'. Ew. FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 3:30am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
by 3 More Months / 09/30/2013 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm / Hungary (Szeged) / Love
by disappointed / 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love
by wat / 09/20/2013 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today,I ran home to quickly walk my dog around the block. She had been out before and the walk was… Today I got a message from a girl I've been dating; I've dated a few women the last couple of years… Today, after many years of not going out with friends because I'm so self conscious about my acne.…