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ninjakitty254

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  • Number of visits : 207
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ninjakitty254 : Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

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A human. Being.

I'm also a caffeine dependent life form

Fabulous ends with "us" coincidence? I think not

I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around

I will go into survival mode if tickled

You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!

*insert pretentious crap about me that I know you don't care about*

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ninjakitty254's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML

#21346676
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25148) - you deserved it (1891)

On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML

#21346352
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25548) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML

#21346273
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (1923)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm - health - by ThatWasntFun - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23789) - you deserved it (25931)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32040) - you deserved it (2589)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43361) - you deserved it (2738)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

#21333775
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29858) - you deserved it (6108)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired when a customer called corporate, saying I was unprofessional and rude. The "customer" in question was my little sister, who I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

#20081849
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26983) - you deserved it (3136)

On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

#18854508
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40330) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62045) - you deserved it (9118)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML

#10696817
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33396) - you deserved it (14601)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML

#3884165
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13843) - you deserved it (51231)

On 07/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by nudie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I am Leah. She mixed up the letters to the wrong envelopes. FML

#444833
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71639) - you deserved it (3017)

On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49634) - you deserved it (4135)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)



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