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About ninjakitty254 : Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.


A human. Being.

I'm also a caffeine dependent life form

Fabulous ends with "us" coincidence? I think not

I was addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around

I will go into survival mode if tickled

You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use over their mouth!

*insert pretentious crap about me that I know you don't care about*

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Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML


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On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32698) - you deserved it (2783)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (2214)

On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML


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On 01/29/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML


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On 01/29/2015 at 4:00pm - health - by ThatWasntFun - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML


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On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML


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On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired when a customer called corporate, saying I was unprofessional and rude. The "customer" in question was my little sister, who I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML


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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML


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On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML


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On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML


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On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML


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