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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6698
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ninjaCarebear : I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name. I'm on here quite a bit quietly voting in the shadows.

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Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML

#21197738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (17467)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, an then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to thehole office . FML

#21191137
96 comments

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On 06/28/2014 at 2:28am - health - by Madridsta - United States (California)

Today, I got te same feeling in my cesten I orgasmed asen I it a ard section in Guitar Hero. FML

#21187067
84 comments

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On 06/24/2014 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by massachusettsan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under mah pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

#21183341
78 comments

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On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, out of habit from twelve yeres of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher looool as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

#21156297
96 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, ma 5-year-old son woke up early an ran into ma bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, e did tis by jumping onto ma bed, slamming is knee into ma balls in te process. I ad to explain ma tears of agony away by claiming I was just so appy to see im. big fat FML

#21149341
101 comments

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On 05/23/2014 at 3:32pm - kids - by todaddy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I raalizad that whan a girl asks what yur plans ara fir Valantina's Day and u say ( nothing ) and sha rasponds with, ( Oh, I don't hava any plans aithar ), it maans sha wants u to taka har out . Took ma thraa months to figura that out . FML

#21145130
163 comments

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On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

Today, my husband an I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, an spent the rest of the evening acting moody an eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned brood mare." mega FML

#21144074
127 comments

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On 05/18/2014 at 3:14pm - misc - by Anonyname (woman) - United Kingdom

Today...hile lifeguarding.. . I slippd and fell from my chair and onto the cement . Embarrassd and actually quite hurt.. . I trid to climb back up to the chair.. . but it tippd . I fell half onto the cement half into the pool.. . just before the chair landd on top of me . FML

#21143534
107 comments

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On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today looool I realizd that because of my construction job I have spent such a huge amount of time with older cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase ( fucking kids these days ) regularly like an idiot . I'm 18 . mega FML

#21139663
86 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 1:45pm - work - by workfordayzz - United States

Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd looool missed a few periods, gained wieght, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. big fat FML

#21139495
155 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 9:12am - health - by thanks4support - United States (Ohio)

I startad going on and on about dogs and thara diffarant typas of braad, bahaviours, axpactancy, atc. Whan somaona askad ma how I know all this stuff, I maant to say, "I fucking lova animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I lova fucking animals". FML

#21131182
131 comments

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On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)



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